White veganism is entirely a fad based on moral high ground while
vegetarian and vegan cuisines and religions have existed in asia for
fuckin centuries
No offense but if this man knocked on my front door and said he was gonna fuck me but he was gonna be my last I would let him raw me in the doorway
Me: *escaping the louvre, having just stolen the mona lisa*
The police: Stop right there!
Me: credit to the original artist. :)
The police: Oh, never mind, you’re free to go.
Anonymous asked:
is it still called a dick appointment if ur topping? shouldnt it be a hole appointment??
no, tops like dick too. a “hole appointment” is more of a solitary activity, for self-care and douching purposes
